Faggot: "It's time for you to grow up!"
Spratzaman: "Are you talking to my penis?"
Anyone who is immature enough to tell you what you should be doing deserves to be dickslapped. You carefully pull out your genitalia and you gently place it on their forehead. The chances are they're gonna like it. Well, another thing you could do instead, of course, is asking them what "growing up" really means to them. To me, it means becoming a person who would take responsibility for his own actions. It has nothing to do with behavior or a lifestyle. You can act like an idiot, play videogames, collect action figures, or even play doctor with little girls, and that wouldn't make you less of an adult, as long as you can rationally comprehend your actions, and you expect what kind of outcome they could produce - e.g. spending time in jail - and trust me, nobody would mistaken you for a kid, once you're in court facing child molestation charges.
My point here is that someone being unemployed does NOT make them immature. In fact, they might as well end up being more reasonable than most adults who force themselves to conform in order to get a shitty job. What happens next - most get stuck at life, their personal morality gets distorted, and they lose touch of who they really are. Frustration follows: lack of emotions, except for a strong feeling of emptiness. So they decide to switch jobs, get a promotion, get married, or whatever. But they no longer know what they want, because most of them get lost. So no matter how much money they earn, they still remain unhappy. So now they acknowledge that they have a mental problem and they decide they should get some professional help, which later leads to drugs, because the market always screams at us: "FEELING DEPRESSED? BUY DRUGS! THEY WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY AGAIN!" These mature people end up being lifeless sacks of shit. Walking corpses running on drug gas. Way to be an adult, asshole! And you still think you're better than me? Bruce Campbell would not agree. Bring in the chainsaw, dude! There's more coming!
Well, okay, let's say that a small percentage of the greyfaces actually found happiness in what they were doing, which is possible if you show up in the right place at the right time - thanks to randomness. So these successful people get all cocky about it, and most of them have the perception that you should be doing whatever they're doing if you want to not suck at life, and they're all like "LOOK AT ME, I MADE IT! I AM A GREAT EXAMPLE AND A ROLE-MODEL FOR YOU, SO DO WHAT I TELL YOU, OR ELSE YOU ARE IMMATURE AND STUBBORN!" So a lot of dumb motherfuckers fool themselves and buy that shit, convinced that it's the right thing to do, and most of them end up like the zombies I mentioned in my first example. And this shit happens because they don't realize each person's happiness lies within, and it's unique for everyone. One might find it in being a stock broker, while another might find it in raping grandmothers and fucking dead corpses.
We can't judge our inner desires, for they give us the will and purpose to live. Consider the risk and do it, live your life to the fullest! That's what growing up should be about. Don't let the greyfaces win, they are all brainwashed weaklings. Next time someone tries to make you feel bad about procrastinating, make sure to show them the balls you have for doing it, or in other words, tea-bag them. I hate single words hanging on a new line, so that's why I wrote this last sentence.
