Moviegoers: Easy to Please

You compromise good taste if you pay to see a shitty film just because it's a piñata full of eye-candy. Buying the ticket translates to "I want more of the same", which feeds the Hollywood asshole to shit out more of the unoriginal crap movies with offensively gigantic plot holes, and jokes that used to be funny in third grade. If you compromise a good story for beautiful special effects, you are automatically refusing to see a movie that has both a great plot and marvelous special effects. Yes, imagine if you had movies that had both of these elements. Well, you can't, because you are an easy to please faggot.

I can't blame Hollywood; they manufacture what the market wants. You loved Transformers 2 - they made it just for you. Smart things make people feel stupid, unexpected things make people feel scared. That's why people want to see the same thing over and over again. Fuck originality... You waste your money on fecal matter and you've learned to enjoy swallowing it, because they put lots of butter on it. Well okay, even if you didn't enjoy the movie, you'll lie to yourself that you did. You'll justify all the bad parts, just to avoid admitting that you've made a bad choice. Well at least you had a good time with your girlfriend, cuddling together, eating popcorn, and spreading grease all over each other's faces, right? Like my Bub-Bub says, movies used to sell popcorn, and now popcorn sells movies. I prefer watching cartoons.