Let me get this straight. I am a proud virgin. Ever since I pimped my looks and I knew that I could have all the single bitches in the world, I realized that I have always had this opportunity, because I am truly awesome. And I remember all the instances when I could totally score but I just didn't feel like it. And douchebags have called me a coward for that. Because I didn't take advantage of a helpless insecure misfortune. Because I didn't risk getting emotionally attached to a female who cannot reciprocate. Because I didn't risk to be exploited. Maybe I was scared. And hell, I had my reasons. I'm not willing to pay the price for casual sex. I'm not willing to pay the price for a virtual relationship. It costs much more than having blue balls. Plus, I'm happy to have both of my hands not amputated.
Jock Wannabe: You can't possibly live without sex! It's not healthy! We all have a sex drive and running away from it is like running away from yourself. You've got issues, man, build some self-esteem!
Most people have a libido, true. It's there to help us multiply. That's what sex is for. You can't possibly claim that being healthy depends on making babies. That's ridiculous. And I'm not running away from my sex drive. It's there, and I acknowledge it. Attractive women make my dick hard.
Jock Wannabe: Then just go for it, dude! *metal horns*
I don't feel like it. It's kinda like, when you're really angry at someone, and you swear that you're gonna kill them. You meet them in person and suddenly you don't actually feel like killing them, because it's irrational. Same goes for casual sex. I'm intelligent enough to estimate what's in it for me, and it's not enough, compared to how much it would cost me. Of course I'd be scared. And I respect that fear because it tells me all the facts I need to know in one hunch. But how does that make me a coward most of all? I'm brave enough to admit I'm a virgin. I'm brave enough to reject attractive women. I'm brave enough to poke a jock in the eye with my penis. Would a guy with no self-esteem do this shit? I'm awesome. Sure, sometimes I get self-conscious about specific things, but overall, I know I'm potentially a great mate, compared to all the other motherfuckers with no brains. Not to mention that I've got a cock and two balls. Beat that, bitch. I rule that motherfucker. And you ain't getting any of that.
This has nothing to do with Christianity or any religion. I'm the living proof of a moral atheist. Because it's rational to be moral. I don't need no God to tell me what's good for me. I'm smart enough to evaluate my choices. Fuck you, kinky grandma who preaches abstinence. I don't care about abstinence. I just wanna stay out of trouble and pee in your soup only when you aren't watching. I don't care if other people choose to fuck whomever their dick gets hard to. Just don't push your beliefs on me. Don't tell me what I should be doing. Just keep filming home-made pornos so that I can jack off to your girlfriend.
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