Jun 15, 2008

Remembering Tim Russert

I don't want to remember that fucker! Quit shoving him down my throat! Like people care. You're supposed to talk about Barack Obama's supremacy and his brutal fight with McCain. FIGHT TO THE DEATH! There will be torture, blood-sucking, and beheadings! Why don't you instead show some more baby pandas? Fire your "political" team and join forces with Animal Planet! Monkeys are far more attractive than snobbish people. Or even better, you can make an obituary channel. Now that would be unique! Then you can talk about Tim Russert 24/7 and get away with it. Cable Necrophilia Network and Necrophilia Broadcasting Company... Death sure will raise your ratings, guys!

Talking about the media we have today. I love watching TV because it inspires me to hate. Radio stations are even worse but I simply can't stand a minute of that brainwash. 5 songs get played 20 times a day in between 10 minute blocks of commercials and annoying talk shows with retarded hosts. And that shit can really fuck you up in the head if you're passively listening, which means listening without evaluating the information. In most cases, that's what happens, cuz where else do you get exposed to radio waves but in your car, or at work - places where you're already doing something important, so questioning the things that you hear is not really your priority. After a while, you turn into a predictable consumer, and you won't realize how you would start having a desire for things that you don't really need. Brainwash, motherfucker.

So yeah, I choose watching TV, cuz then you're just sitting on a couch doing nothing else. Leaves you plenty of time for thinking about the shit that you observe. I watch Cartoon Network, FX, Comedy Central, or the Sci-Fi channel. But comedy is evil. Look at all these stand-up comedians that talk about the logical reality. People laugh at that shit. When the show's over they forget everything and they feel better about themselves for a while. This creates the impression that the truth is only a thing we could laugh about because we can never live in a world where logic rules. That's why I prefer the purest form of comedy - stupidity and absurdism. Facts ain't to be laughed at, ignorance is! Look at these pathetic fucks - they're actually laughing at their own stupidity when they hear the sad truth about their lives. Does that really lift their mood, or does it subconsciously depress them even more?

Watch out, Tim Russert's ghost is gonna rape your daughter in the ass!